If the blog starts talking about celebrities, will it have more viewership?
Let’s test it out.
Celebrity pumpkins: George Clooney, Hugh Laurie and Groucho Marx
Now, if I have any slight readership, it will be entirely the result of my name-dropping. Nobody cares about the simple stories of a simple suburban woman, past her prime. But if George, Hugh and Groucho think it’s cool — well, then…
Yeah, so well then. George Clooney likes clean, fresh pumpkins. He likes the younger ones. Hugh Laurie doesn’t like pumpkins at all. He prefers to read poetry into the night on Halloween As for Groucho — he likes all pumpkins. He doesn’t care what size, what shape — he’s cool. Does this mere idle chatter attract the public? Does it matter? Does it amount to shameful pandering?
I dunno. I like those boys. And, William Shakespeare too. Does it make a difference? Let’s see!
Wiliam Shakespeare, man about town.
